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The OFFICIAL Dell Nutbook Store!

All proceeds go to funding the purchase of one plastic water bottle. I'm thirsty.

All models are out of stock

Actually they were never in stock

And they never will be

ever

Dell Nutbook PRO

This is the flagship model of the Dell Nutbook line. Take your processing power to the max with Intel's new** CORE 2 DUO technology!

**New as of July 2006

Powered with an INSANE 512mb of RAM, Intel's CORE 2 DUO and 20gb of HDD storage, this powerful Nutbook will handle any task you throw at it!

Price: $1200 USD

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Dell Nutbook MINI

With this new addition to the Dell Nutbook lineup, take your power on the go!

With the small size of Intel's ATOM processor line, Dell Nutbooks have been able to shrink in size!
While not having the same power as the Nutbook PRO, the MINI is still very capable with it's ATOM-based processor and up to 256mb of RAM.

Price: $850 $750 USD

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Dell Nutbook LEGACY

Don't need the power and high price of new Dell Nutbook products? The Dell Nutbook LEGACY is perfect for you!

Powered by Intel PENTIUM I and PENTIUM II Processors (configuration at checkout), the Dell Nutbook Legacy is a great option for casual home computing.
It's lower pricepoint makes it more accessible for anyone to purchase and it still has many of the abilities of the PRO and MINI variants.

Price: $350 USD

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